Nag Champa is the bomb! I buy it by the ton.

I was trying to be a responsible murderer and protect the bunnies. I first tried all of the natural deterrent stuff (Rodent Guard, etc), that didn’t do jack shit so I had to go with the nuclear option. One night I looked out back and there 6 of them swinging from the birdfeeder, having a grand old time. They didn’t…

As the victim of a summer rat infestation due to a poorly conceived bird feeder in my backyard, please don’t insult rats by comparing them to Trump—rats are smart ass motherfuckers. I bought several bait traps, they bypassed those and busted into the sealed plastic tub of rat poison in the garage, made off with at…

6 1/2 hours NYC Marathon (blisters set in at mile 6).

I agree! If she hadn’t informed us she was 15 yrs old, I never would have suspected. Very interesting, readable, and engaging. Her voice came through, and drew me in. Brava Kayla!

Shout out to western New York-to date Buffalo has had more contributions for hurricane relief supplies than NYC (to be clear, this is a competition we ALL should be trying to win, it’s about saving people’s lives).

Me too! We have a huge campaign on my campus called Spread the Word to End the Word! Mostly it’s used by students (and adults) in ignorance of the history of the term, I’ve heard it used on freakin’ sitcoms for crying out loud. And students are shocked to hear the historical use of words like “idiot”, “moron”, and…

Just a friendly PSA reminder for all Jezzie readers out there:

At least one? I would guess at least HALF of those conservative bigots behind closed doors would make me look like a monk (and I’m a kinky liberal freak). Ever driven through the bible belt and were surprised by all of the sex shops? All of that repression needs an outlet, throw power and money into the mix and you…

I wondered the exact same thing! That red skirt pulled up to her boobs makes me think of old men in their dress pants doing the same thing:

My sister did a 5 year surgery residency, then another 3 yr ob/gyn residency because she was following her passion of helping people/woman. She was in private practice, made shit money because of overhead & cost of really expensive gyn equipment, & died unexpectedly in her late 40s because of a brain aneurysm. I can…

Screw her-for all of her pretend “feminism”, she’s just as complicit as Ivanka, Tiffany, Ivana, Marla, and Melania, etc. and any other person/female (in particular) who isn’t calling out this bag of shit every day all day long.

Thanks for reminding us all she was THE Beyonce, before Bey was even an itch in her daddy’s panties

hI hate to use the phrase “dumpster fire” so casually, but really what else is there to say? Product of my worst nightmares? The death of our democracy? Grateful I don’t have children?

This gets ALL of my stars today!

I’m more of a Bravo gal, but every so often while flipping through the channels I get sucked into an episode. I can’t believe it’s been 14 years. My only concern now is for the kids (Kourtney’s, Kim’s, and I guess Kylie’s now too). Do they even have a shot at a “normal” life? Get educated, travel & find/create…

Poor Mariah. Aaah, celebrities and their desperate insatiable need for the spotlight and relevancy

Florida is a cesspool of poor quality “nursing” homes. My parents from the Northeast retired in West Palm Beach (WPB) after 35 years of teaching in public schools. My mom was lucky enough to die relatively young (69), my dad carried on and was in and out of several rehab facilities and nursing homes around WPB. We…

Oh ho ho, I think time has already told.

THIS! Aside from Brad’s drinking problems, I read that a lot of their relationship issues stemmed from their very different parenting styles. He was raised middle class, midwestern, and wanted to be a more authoritarian parent-set bedtime, consequences for misbehavior, a structured schedule. He didn’t want to raise…