My cat is huge, 28 pounds. He has serious food issues, he was a pound kitty who had to fight for his food when he was younger. I tried putting him on a diet several times only for him to become miserable, thus making me miserable with his non stop begging.

Frankly, I seriously doubt any of them are hoping to hear from him.

I still can’t get over this — wearing a tan suit!?!? What are we, monsters?