blackandbittercoffee
BlackandBitterCoffee
blackandbittercoffee

I had a dishwasher. It was pain to load, it was noisy and took an hour to wash the dishes. If I forgot to put something in it I had to wait until the next time so there was always dishes sitting around. I’D rather wash my dishes while my meal was cooking. By the time I finished dinner, I only had my plate and utensils

That’s me in a nutshell when I went back to school. The prof would ask a question and let in hang in the air while bored kids surfed the net.  I started answering just to move the class along and after a few weeks I became the default person to respond. Yes, I was middle-aged and black but I was paying my own dollars

She’s gotta lumber into that store, white sheets ain’t gonna buy themselves.

A lot of ordinary people are discovering this after they unload their garbage on unsuspecting victims and then lose their jobs because not everyone loves a racist POS.

It started when he yelled Ivanka! while shtupping Melania.

He can go to their house, pour gasoline, light it on fire, burn it down and kick the family dog and they’d still be, “Pretty sure I saw Hilary hanging around the corner, just sayin..”

He could throw paper towel rolls at them.

Anytime before December 24.

This Pink Floyd song pierces my heart with it’s sadness and longing from the first time I heard it as a young optimist starting life.  Now I’m much older and jaded. The line, “The child is grown, the dream is gone” still breaks my heart whenever I hear it.
When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the

How sad is your life when your defense is that you eat Burger King every day for lunch?

I didn’t know that.  I hope she lost her licence at least. 

We probably read the same article.  I remember emailing it to friends and saying you are not going to believe this shit. 

My brain is shrinking. When I was younger it always felt loose, like it wasn’t quite attached to my skull. I hated being hit in the head because I could feel it move. As an adult now I believe it was part of an undiagnosed mental illness.

Cracking knuckles causes cancer, so there you go.

She was a professor, married at the time, I think and currently in prison. The grossest part that I recall was her telling how she had to remove his diaper so they could have “consensual sex.” And I barf.

Costco saved our kitchen a few times. Their greasy, soggy garlic bread is the only thing some of our clients can gum down. 

I’m giving up on this commenting system. I’m going back to muttering to myself and writing with my quill pen. 

I’m going to work today. The bar is set so low that if I don’t see any blackface I’ll consider it a win. 

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