This is why the unwritten rules of baseball are such a farce.

Fuck Don Mattingly.

All kidding aside, how does somebody hit .211 in the and lead somebody to say, “Well we’ve gotta see what he’s got in the next level”?

In related news, Tebow finally made contact with someone else’s genitals.

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

Ah yes the morning what fresh hell am I living in today briefing

Can’t really think of anything else to say...

In high school I was obsessed with grunge. Nirvana was this gateway band into a whole slew of angsty, sludge fueled goodness, and Soundgarden was especially huge for me. I remember one day in particular, I had bought two albums that became instant classics for me and I still hold dear- Radiohead’s OK Computer and…

It’s a callback..

Fuck Randy Orton and his looking down on Indy guys. If he isn’t the son of wrestling royalty, has anything he’s ever done warranted his outsized standing and paychecks?

Pai is so transparent. He’s still doing the show that Oliver called him out on.

People who fight against new words are fucking old and stupid, words are created and used, it comes back, it goes away, that is language.

I liked that time he forced a better shortstop to play third base for the rest of his career.

It’s Jeter In Butt Land, and it’s not close.

Dumb people don’t get that a drunk girl can’t give consent and prior sex and being horny isn’t a green light.

There is so much truth to this. When working, I’m that upbeat, cheery person in the office who brings everyone coffee and candy. But if you look over my shoulder when I’m goofing off, you’re as likely to see gruesome autopsy photos, or bloody surgeries, as frolicking kittens.

“I took a bath, I shaved my legs, I washed every nook and cranny. So you can fuck me anywhere, even in the fanny. Love, Annie.” - letter my mother in law wrote to my father in law, as forever burned into the memory of my then 10-year old husband who discovered it. And later mine.

I didn’t lay eyes on it, thank the universe, but hearing my sister have sex was highly unpleasant. I don’t know if she was putting on a show for her partner or what, but she was in the upper echelon of noisemakers.