That’s why my porn stash is in stone

Those are the main themes of the F&F movies...or at least, that’s what I gather from the commercials where Vin Diesel says “family.”

Forcing authors to defend their decisions is one of the heights of consumer entitlement. It’s ridiculous and can be frustrating to see. You want to control the decisions? Write your own books. Don’t try to dictate the narrative to the authors that created it. Producing things by committee rarely, if ever, results in a…

One of my favorite lines in C&H, and one that has only resonated stronger with me with each passing year, is when his Uncle Max visits (in I think the first book) and he expresses concern that Calvin’s only real friend is a stuffed tiger, and Calvin’s mom says, “Oh come on, didn’t you ever have any imaginary friends…

It sure is nice how everyone on the internet seems to have a story about how one time they were bullied by a bigger kid when they were little, and they just beat up that bully and everyone marveled at how tough they were and they were never bullied again. Exceedingly oversimplified moral: bullies are just big empty…

Karma is bullshit. You’ll be pushing up daisies before the universe ever gets around to balancing the cosmic scales.