I don't understand why people are blaming tesla. Autopilot didn't kill him, his inability to look where he was going did.

Oh I CANNOT WAIT to see how incredible she will look on that red carpet!

You’re a doctor, so let’s defer to evidence.

I keep seeing Minions posts. I always want to say “You do realize that the Minions are complete fucking morons, right? That’s how you want to identify yourself? Really?”

I guess I’ll be that person here and admit that this sounds like a tall tale to me.

This woman is so badass.

It’s worth reminding ourselves (and our partners! Although maybe Father’s Day isn’t the best day to do this) that we are among the first generations in human history to expect the same person you had kids with to satisfy you sexually until you die.

Buttsecs is bad, but LOUD buttsecs unacceptable.

Do we really need the nostalgia qualifier? I don’t think we can ever get too old to enjoy cartoons/animation. The best animations are written to entertain both kids and adults. It’s what makes shows like Adventure Time, Avatar and Steven Universe so great. It’s why Disney movies are so great. Looney Tunes had suicide…

Honestly, nothing against Jaden Smith. I’m sure he’s a great kid, but I just want to slap the shit out of him and straighten his clothes like ALL THE TIME.

Im skeptical (but not necessarily against) the all volunteer force, which, because Vietnam was a cluster fuck, is a bipartisan and especially military sacred cow.

I’ve got real bad allergies and have been on some serious antihistamines before. My head felt heavy, I was groggy and exhausted all the time, and I couldn’t focus on *anything*. How is this a fun drug?!

Also, Kim looks more and more like a gelfling.

“Girls” is pretty much just the feminine version of “guys”...I bet these dudes refer to men as “guys” just as much as they refer to women as “girls”.

Im sure you’re right.

If they truly date black men exclusively, I would lean towards yes:racist.

It stinks of exoticism.

This comment will be forever grey but fuck it, is it racist the way the Kardashians fetishize black men?

Why does anyone even care. These people are boring, stupid, and herpetic. And if they really think anyone cares about what dicks they have and haven’t seen, that just illustrates how innately delusional and awful they are.

Hm. Doesn't seem nearly grand enough to me. See, from the very first moment I saw those lines on the screen at 13 in 1977, I always thought it was never our galaxy and it certainly wasn't within hundreds of millions or even a billion or so years of our present. Don't ask me why I thought that or the details of how…