So this is an article blasting an article and a comment on that article decrying that article?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN TO MY 5-YEAR-OLD SON THAT TWO GROWN MEN CAN’T GET DRUNK BECAUSE BUD LIGHT COSTS $10?

Can we talk about whether there’s a difference between being racist and being offensive? Sometimes things are racist, for example, statements that ARE influenced by stereotypes about race, but then also maybe not that offensive? I think it’s good to notice how your opinions about things are formed by biases, but then…

If flipping the bird at a camera is grounds to get the death penalty, RIP every high schooler ever.

White people are so funny.

Hearing people order chai tea lattes (also known as tea tea coffee) is a fun one too

If the Yankees are in need of any more of these sorts of press events, I hear Thurman Munson never officially retired either.

Wow, he’s made the last eight years seem like just a weekend at Bernie’s.

Good on Cornelius for actually showing up to class though!

This kind of reporting on the Sony hacks I’m interested in, not a bitchy rundown of Amy Pascal’s grooming products.

How do you know it’s shitty? You’re deaf.

And some of his podcast listeners are blind, but you don’t see them bitching about not being able to read his shitty-ass columns.

truly they are the congealed grease loaf of the internet

I use Dove and I smell good. All body wash is basically the same as long as it's not scented teen crazy shit.

tldr but I think Dove soap is fine. Most soap is basically okay.

When this post is deleted, it will be because I pressed the wrong button like a fucking idiot.

If this is true, I am the filthiest, filthiest woman in the world.

It really is remarkable that the Yankees managed to make A-Rod a sympathetic figure.

I think the "sports" food would be more comparable to "fast" food than "whole" food for one major reason: the sports food and fast food will both be highly processed and easier and quicker to digest. That can sometimes be a bonus over "whole" food, the digestion of which can be slowed down by the presence of fiber or…