SO good. I was once walking in Brooklyn and some guy passed me and says “hey!” I turned around and he had his flaccid dick flopping around in his hand. I was headed to a specific place and at a specific time so I was automatically just annoyed that he interrupted me, so I just said “What? Is that it? pffff!” and…

Fuck yes. I’d march my ass to the duty free area and get her a bottle of something strong.

Sounds like a brand of frozen waffle fries.

And in Europe, they think we are both slutty AND prudes, all at once!

Me and you? Never. We the People who worship at the altar of fame and money and posturing? Never say never.

Are you me? I had a stretch of like 4 years when I was on my way to fulfilling all the potential i had, then I let the self-destructive laziness take over.

I think many Scandinavian men prefer to get sloppy rather than work on their game, manners, or charm. Maybe they're banking on their looks (which yes, there is a higher proportion of gorgeous men out there, with the exception of the tracksuit-wearing, drunk brutes who put ketchup on their pasta and let the door slam…

We aren’t too far from that happening.

The main dish of his shirt is enhanced by the side dish of him throwing “deuces,” Question: why do people do this? Like when they point at the person they are in the photo with like “I’m with this guy,” WHY? FOR WAI??

Oh cool. Now we can finally hear her music and maybe know her for that instead of the diarrhea that is constantly falling from her mouth and fingers.

I worked with a man years ago who worked on his stage crew in Vegas. He would drop some teasy little “hints” that Barry would hit on him or whatever, but when I would ask, “so you’re saying that Barry Manilow is gay?” he’d give me a Kanye shrug. That was the only time I ever heard any type of rumor about it. But I…

It ends?

Said the same thing before I realized you said it too!

I didn’t even like teens when I was a teen.

HUHWAIT a minute.... Re: The potential blind item about the actress seeking life advice (http://jezebel.com/which-sad-and-…).

I dunno man. Someone who worked there told me they put them back on the rack...without warshing.

He seems to only be sweet to those he feels are on "his level" or those he deems to be fabulous enough for him.

The accent thing happens to me too. It's usually people who know it's messed up to ask "what" you are but are still very curious about your background because it's so important. They awkwardly try to get you to volunteer the information. Try saying "what? I don't have an accent. No, I'm American," over and over again…

She's so gorgeous.

Also, I am her. And also, I can't wait to be muu muu lady.