Ugh! My husband does the same. Only the sad thing is he used to enthusiastically give me massages all the time, and BOOM! — we got married, now he's Al Bundy.

Yes!!! Well you felt hot at the time I'm sure! That was the thing—consider that much of the celebrity hair at the time was long and poker-straight, and you can see how it got popular because it was different. I think most of us had bad hair at some point. I have huge curly black hair and in middle school I used to…

I can't STAND Oprah and it's a horrible chop job, but the real thing that stands out is...whose biggest fear is lions? I mean, you can avoid them if you want. Lions aren't roaming around the suburbs unless the zoo fucked up. Do better, Oprah.

I am waiting for my dream of a 90s porn parody called "The Dot-Cum Bubble" to be made. I'd do it myself but I wouldn't know the first thing about directing a porn. Damn.

I see the mermaid hair hasn't died yet, huh? When did it even start? It sort of snuck up on us via Lohan and Cyrus and is now the calling card of a BB Real Housewife type. This is worse than The Rachel and all the chunky highlighted wedge cuts combined.

The gif-as-response thing rarely works because in the comments section because it's usually the same ones you've seen three billion times, but LORT if that's not the face I make when I hear a name like that. Can't control it, even the "let me keep my drink within my line of vision cause I'm about to need it," gesture.…

Beautiful hair!

Is his attorney the same Martin Singer who is representing Bryan Singer? Ugh. How can these people live with themselves?

I'm NOT a historian and even I was like—eh? NO. Looked more like pretty ok Halloween costumes for people who like to "disco dance" by doing that fucking pointing down to one side and up to the other. Plus the music was awful.

*sigh* I'm sorry to hear that. I really do feel for nasty old people, they must be truly rotten inside to have to hurt those closest to them.

Samesies! I also feel misunderstood since I can't get out of the greys. Been commenting for years!

My heart always pumps extra for the earnest eccentric misunderstoods of the world.

I know we're all supposed to unwittingly slide out of our underwears but Nah.

These are some horrible developments in "Honey Boo Boo" family saga. I can't say that I was on board with many commenters on this site who said they just seemed like harmless happy hillbillies that didn't mean no harm and were just being gawked at for some classist entertainment. I never thought it would be this…

What is he supposed to call her? That's "mom" in Italian.

I'm not going to shake my finger at you, since you've gotten enough replies to understand why as a man you have an easier time not being affected by those type of comments.

Deude—was just talking about this last night to a friend of ours, a dad. My husband and I are considering whether or not we want children. On the one hand, we love our freedom, on the other, we feel like we could be really good parents. However, I'm not super maternal: in my family I hardly babysat, it was my brother…

I'll always remember the 13th of November as the day that I actually laughed at the subtle and calm delivery of a funny comment on Jezebel. Thank you for that!

You aren't visually impaired, are you? That she's enhanced is as clear as her having dark hair.

I don't give a toss about Chelsea Handler's T&A, show 'em if you want.