I know we all feel the same way and simultaneously hate "unique" names but want them for our own kids (that, and we all want to barf when we hear "Jayden"). My name is one you've heard before, but not too common. I've always been the only one I know, but some people say "oh my cousin, that movie villainess, my mom is…

You know where else is a good place to hide drugs?

That's a very good point. Marijuana has been known to cause panic attacks and increase paranoia, this is true. It's not recommended for people with Bipolar Disorder. Like I said, it's not for everybody!

Oh wait, you just made that up? I stopped watching The Office long ago and kinda hoped this was real.

Hahah I didn't know about that, but that's amazing.

This shit makes me feel like all the creativity I thought I had is equivalent to just turning on a computer for this genius. How did they even think of this? I'm gonna have a beer now.

I figured Coachella was over by the time I heard about it. I knew it was when my office manager started going.

Sounds like the self-given name of someone who emulates The Matrix style way too much.

Yeah, but they're saying she's not psychotic and doesn't have Schizophrenia or Bipolar Disorder. They're saying it was caused totally by weed. Which is bullshit, c'mon. I'm a pot smoker and I certainly do NOT believe it's for everyone, nor do I believe that it's not addictive for everyone, or that it doesn't cause…

yeah, what kind of weed was she smoking?

I know like 20 people who have named their kid Jack. Do it if you like it but it's not unique.

I really get the temptation to name a kid something fairly unique but this girl I know took it too far when she named her son Jax and daughter JAVERY. Not Avery, no, that was just too common and didn't start with a J, solution: stick a J in front of Avery. Voila!

Ulf, Olaf?

Any of those names that rhyme with Aiden (except for Aiden) evoke a physical reaction in me. Can't help it, I just really hate those names so much :( I also really don't get the Irishy name obsession either!

School shootings are the main reason I feel this way.

No worries!

Rock music. Devil worship?

I sure hope so. This shit sounds so horrifying.

YEAH, OK. Thanks for that info. I'll look into it more because I'm open to learning actual facts and figures, not because of anyone's know-it-all tone. Actually this is a relief because it CERTAINLY doesn't seem like violent crime is going down among kids.

Ok, I know I sound old and out-of-touch saying this, but why are kids so violent nowdays? What in the fuck is happening?