+1...eh, I can’t remember

+1 jazz flute

I find your lack of Gronkowski disturbing.

12. GRONK ANGRY!

+1%

Bengals. The Vikes loss was brutal but it happens. The Bungles achieved a level of unbridled stupidity we may never witness again...or at least not until Pete Carroll appears in another Super Bowl.

Dear Cleveland,

I live in Seattle. ML’s eccentricities are cute and all, when he’s actually playing. But his refusal to rehab with the team, coupled with reversing course and flaking out on a Friday before a playoff game has us typically passive aggressive PNWers outwardly pissed off. It’s enough for me to do a spit take with this…

All about that inaction, boss.

Also, there is no Calvin peeing on the POTUS sticker.

His parents come from a long line of cockfighting and strip mining. An NFL career ending in rehab is his best chance at being saved.

Once he gets to Texas, he’ll get to destroy “hisself.”

Not for lack of trying though. They basically needed a human shield to stop Jerry from picking him in Round 1.

“I made the right call again!”

He’s clearly lost. Or he was clearly lost, now he’s just bored. It’s hard to comprehend the unholy glee this man must have experienced when: