YOU’RE KILLING THE USUAL JEZEBEL NARRATIVE!!!

You’re on the internet. I’m sure there’s a story or highlight out there.

But what wacky clothes will they be wearing for their next road trip? I bet it’s something wacky!

I always chuckle at the “lose productivity”narrative during March Madness. Like Drew said, it takes two minutes to fill out a bracket. There are day games the first two days, between 12:20-6. What exactly are people studying after that?

It’s impossible! Because I know growing up my idols were Carter, Reagan and Bush. That’s how my parents guided me, by whatever the president was doing. So you should probably just give up.

I know, right? Year after year this team proves they have no idea what they’re doing!

I have. And Philly is the worst.

As soon as Houston made the playoffs, there was never a doubt in my mind they’d be the early crapfest game on ESPN.

What robbery! This rule has only been in place for 10 years!

About 5 years ago we were doing a shoot with Alex Ovechkin during NHL Media day. The usual standard stuff - the league’s best players going from station to station, answering questions, doing stuff on the ice for future broadcasts etc.