YOU’RE KILLING THE USUAL JEZEBEL NARRATIVE!!!

You’re on the internet. I’m sure there’s a story or highlight out there.

“Instead, we’ve seen the two main characters do all kinds of horrible things that are played for shock value, but don’t really feel especially shocking.”

This is the same thing AHS apologists say every year, yet as the season goes on it only gets progressively worse.

But what wacky clothes will they be wearing for their next road trip? I bet it’s something wacky!

So essentially you’re mad because the show isn’t what YOU wanted it to be. Got it.

I always chuckle at the “lose productivity”narrative during March Madness. Like Drew said, it takes two minutes to fill out a bracket. There are day games the first two days, between 12:20-6. What exactly are people studying after that?

It’s impossible! Because I know growing up my idols were Carter, Reagan and Bush. That’s how my parents guided me, by whatever the president was doing. So you should probably just give up.

I know, right? Year after year this team proves they have no idea what they’re doing!

I have. And Philly is the worst.

As soon as Houston made the playoffs, there was never a doubt in my mind they’d be the early crapfest game on ESPN.

What robbery! This rule has only been in place for 10 years!

About 5 years ago we were doing a shoot with Alex Ovechkin during NHL Media day. The usual standard stuff - the league’s best players going from station to station, answering questions, doing stuff on the ice for future broadcasts etc.