she wants to live like common people
she wants to do whatever common people do
she wants to hike with common people
like you

:( I'm so sorry for your losses. Best wishes for a smooth-as-possible adoption process!

I’m going to let you in on a mom-secret: whenever your mom says, “My co-workers were wondering whether you should....,” it’s really just your mom wondering.

Figurative weight?

The RHOBH episode with Allison Dubois is the best Real Housewives episode of all time. The dinner party was clearly going to be a disaster from the get-go but she really went the extra mile. They should have made her e-cigarette a cast member immediately.

Poot Hadid.

I still say ‘Maaaaaaaarrrryyyyyyy’. It’s sad, but I do not care!

I was laid off last week and I’m still answering emails today because I AM STUPID. But, my responses are filtered through three mimosas. And, sure, I’ll put all my files on the shared drive for my replacements - can't say they won't be encrypted or anything.

So as a reward for getting laid off, they’re making you work Thanksgiving?

Wait isn’t this what everyone hates iggy and miley for?

The five dollars part totally saved it .

Do these people not have jobs or pets or friends?

For what it’s worth, I’ve found that many pharmacists are more up to speed on drug interactions, new medicines, and -don’t tell doctors this- are pretty decent primary care professionals. I live in an area that has a shortage of doctors, and people use the local pharmacist as much as their GPs.

This is fantastic! I’m not sure why they have a problem with it not being over-the-counter. Knowing your medical history can help you get the right birth control for your particular needs and having a conversation with a pharmacist about it will help too.

OH MAN. Too bad they didn't BOTH involve Rachel Dolezal. Imagine. The gal takes off her blindfold and Rachel is like "surprise! I'm not a dude!" and the girl gasps at horror at the dildo. Then while she's trying to process it all, Rachel is like "Also I'm not black either."

Agreed! Return of Saturn is fucking fantastic.

Tragic Kingdom, Return of Saturn (SO UNDERRATED), Rock Steady and Love Angel Music Baby will never not be some favorite albums of mine. Long live No Doubt and Gwen Stefani, for real.

This confirms my suspicion that cats are of Satan. Thank you.