In 7th grade, at a track meet, I went to the restroom, and there was a fetus sized poop in the toilet (Hence the name we gave it: Poop Fetus). All the boys were laughing at this monstrosity, and our super nice, barely english speaking Korean janitor came in to take care of this. She kept saying, “Oh, big big poopy.”,…

The neighborhood play is crap to begin with. You don’t touch the base with the ball in your possession, you didn’t get the runner out... you shouldn’t get rewarded for being close. It’s baseball, not horseshoes.

Please run from the cops. I really want a new age OJ Simpson police chase.

As a disgruntled, sour, hopeless Browns fan: The Browns have the last playoff win of the two Ohio teams... 1994.

You need to try Thirsty Dog’s “Twleve Dogs of Christmas”. A few years ago, the brewmaster from Great Lakes Brewery left and brews at Thirsty Dog. ITD is a whole percentage more than Great Lakes Christmas Ale, and tastes twice as good. Yay Akron!