And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Possible scenario: Person wants to make sure the vehicle is damaged enough that they can collect the insurance on it.

HAHA you’ve definitely not seen my previous posts.

Yes. They did not find a buyer. 

it’s amazing how much of the world isn’t in New York.

I had no idea Ashley was still on the payroll.

Courtney Smith was also at the school to pick up the kids, and Zach “was not to pick up their children until after 6 p.m.,” presumably not from the school.

Can you imagine lucking into a situation where you get to ride LeBron James to a championship, then being out of work for a year because everyone knows you’re not that great of a coach and you rode LeBron James to a championship, and then, because the front office of a team trying to ride LeBron James to a…

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.

Why do you people defend him like your his new girl?

We think Super Bowl every year. We are simple folk.

The best part of this is MMFA’s release on Sunday is just the tip...

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

The opposite side of having HOAs is having David Tracy as your neighbor.

Who has opposable thumbs and enjoys milking nipples all day?

It’s funny you can’t even say “Cleveland called”.

When your house was plumbed in the late 1800s, pulling plumbing across 4 floors into weird spots, unless you really go a gut renovation, is basically not possible. You can’t just “add a bath”. This was explained to me very patiently by my Boston contractor. 

Look at that - breaking at a stress concentration. Whodda thunkit?

Because of her crash, the event was reclassified as the Mediocre-G.

Breaking News: The Lego Silverado just won the JD Power Award for Initial Quality.