“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

That dude wearing sandals?

My favorite criticism of TLJ is the people going “the timeline doesn’t make sense! Lucas never would have been this sloppy!” So...you guys didn’t watch Empire Strikes Back then.

This tax bill will have little to no effect on hiring, salaries, or investment, because companies do not spend on these things just because they have more cash on hand. There has to be a need.

You’re ignoring that rail is one of the more efficient ways to move people and cargo from point to point. Especially in dense cities where roads get clogged and sitting on asphalt eats energy.

I’m bald?

While the kids all think they are special snowflakes, the reality is that we all pretty much turn into our parents eventually.

They aren’t named after people, they are named after what the money that was used to help build them prefers to go by.

“It has been said on this very website that big, dominating infotainment screens are terrible, ugly and a pain in the ass. They effectively block your view and the design is usually lazy: stuck on top of everything like an afterthought”

Oh, like the one in the Miata

“Wait a minute. Almost no one who has committed a lethal act of terror in America has come from any of those countries on the executive order, and even fewer are refugees. What is this travel ban REALLY about?”

The Bowling Green Massacre.

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

The Cubs had to wait 108 years to win a World Series and John Lackey is going to make damn well sure everybody else has to wait 108 years as well.

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

You know the beauty of buying bananas? I don’t have a salesperson trying to sell me bananas. I know I want bananas. I know I want 6 bananas. I know the condition of the bananas I want. I don’t need some idiot telling me I really want 4 apples.

They lost to the Iowa Cubs, essentially.

In all honesty, I don’t know how anyone with a conscience can keep watching after seeing that.

Like any good Jalop, I’m waiting for the cars on the used market to drop significantly. Also waiting to see how they do long term.

I, too, like reading the short articles before commenting.

I was gonna be super lazy and go as “racecar driver” but now I guess I really need to find someone to tackle.