Fortunately, most Clevelanders will tolerate a Coleman that doesn’t close right.

You’re supposed to insult me, not arouse me.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

Neutral: I wish it could have been an Alfa.

Do they have barcode stickers in the left rear windows?

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

Jesus. First, he admits to biting Hillary Clinton’s material, then he copies Sugarland.

Soccer does suck. It does not advance the world of personal protection technology or throwing skills.

NASCAR does suck. It does not advance the world of Motorsports in technology

FIND YOUR FUCKING RINGS YOU ASSHOLES

I bet Lochte was pissed.

My mother can put a baby seat in the back of her 991, but let’s not kid ourselves; it’s no family car lol. If you have to compromise time spent in it and functionality, then I don’t think it qualifies as a family car - no matter how many doors or seats it has ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's...not a hot take. That's exactly what he is lol.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

The first of many more videos to come ....

When I stand for the anthem I start mentally checking off the various ballpark foods I want to eat that day.

If that were a ranking, I’m thinking Ball State would be a strong case for #1