It ain’t bragging if you back it up.

Great googly moogly.

How did you get here?

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

About a day after masturbating is no longer a fun way to pass the time.

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

I hope not. I like air.

“Why buy a new Mustang GT when you can get this slightly used non-Mustang GT instead?”

I think it’s just because NBC is so used to hearing the word “ratings” along with the phrase “coming in last.”

It's WW II Europe get over it...

The bailouts that a Republican president started...

bypass article, straight to comments?

Well God’s wrath had to go somewhere now that He’s cool with Cleveland.

I hope GSW goes 80–2 in the regular season, but then loses to Cleveland in the finals.

Everything’s coming up Milhouse!

You’re an overpriced turd with a splash of grumpy.

I want to be on record as saying that as a Cards fan, I was making fun of the ‘best fans in baseball’ long before any fuckers on Deadspin were. I remember being in middle school, turning to my Dad as the Cardinals fan gave another curtain call for some meaningless home run, and saying, “Dad, it’s almost like Cardinals…

The state flag at the Legislative Plaza in Nashville is at half mast today.

I remember my first time on the Internet

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.