A spectacular idea everyone else is WRONG

*dynamic unicorns

There are few things I enjoy more than the ubiquitous “This isn’t getting enough love!” post eight minutes after the unloved post.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

You need more stars. MINI has a reputation similar to VW - stellar car for the first 30k miles, a maintenance train wreck thereafter (even if that’s no longer the case). If you’re in the market for a small fun car, you’re typically going to be incredibly price sensitive.

A CVT with higher-torque applications and the best software. That’s the ultimate answer. Until then, I would say we just continue to approach infinite gears until stuff starts breaking.

I thought this was maybe video from inside the courtroom.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Believe it or not, Bane is an Ohio recruit (along with other MAC and some D-2 schools, and the IUPUs.)

Drumpf*

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

Which you’d already know about if you followed me on twitter

Damn.

YOU DONE MESSED UP HA-A-SS

Jimmy Haslam’s idea was to give them a $50 million rebate payable in expired coupons.

It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

To bitch about the sport he hates.

Well aren’t you a jackass.

Here for the snobby Jalopnik NASCAR haters, not leaving disappointed

You can buy a new Neon in the US right now. It will just have a badge on it that says “Dart.”