How does this stupid shit have so many stars? Take your dumbass back to Gawker.

I don’t trust the mechanical engineering capability of some of the people who graduated in my class with a degree in Mechanical Engineering.

Well, when it comes to Washington and violence with soccer players, there is always Hope.

Yeah, but we’re still World Series Champions, so fuck off Fox.

It sickens me at the thought of a promising, talented young man throwing away the opportunity to have a wonderful and successful career. That’s why I go to bed every night praying that the Browns don’t draft Carson Wentz.

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

yeah tried to delete/edit and failed at that too. Supposed to be image of New Orleans Pelican scary original mascot

Neutral: no because, contrary to popular belief and B.O.B., the Northeast isn’t the center of the universe.

fun fact: nobody saying “you should have outrun the police” has ever had the balls to try it themselves.

No surprise—there hasn’t been a Cup in Edmonton in 25 years.

Can't play with a broken stick =\

Somewhere, someplace, a drunk, homeless, Dennis Mersereau calls out: “DAMN YOU DENTON! THIS WAS MY TIME! ! MY TIME TO SHINE!”

Definitely here for the comments.

He is the average of all Adequate Man commentors.

Look at what he did to the Pistons on Saturday:

Please shut up. Matt Barnes has no claim on his estranged wife’s love life. She is not his property, and if she and Fisher want to be together, so be it. That is her decision and Fisher’s decision, and Matt Barnes has no right to attempt to violently deal with it. I understand his being upset - it is not an easy thing…

Nothing tastes better than Aaron Rodgers’ tears.

This is going to be such a glorious shitshow.

“I know deep down that they like me here in Oklahoma.”

Utilizing voice controls on a 2015 STi are like trying to instruct a deaf dog with down syndrome.