You wrote nearly 1000 words to tell this person “Yes”.

Because by the end of August they are going to reach their 200k limit on the 7k Federal Tax Credit. I’m sure this isn’t the sole reason, but it probably has a factor.

That intern knows how to perk up his ears for a compliment.. Then goes in for the zinger!

Pretty coincidental that they were all of a sudden able to:

I wonder how much money The Mouse forked over to Roseanne for the characters. Didn’t she own the creative rights to all of them?

Watching DC residents celebrate reminds me when I was in downtown Cleveland for Game 7 of the 2016 Finals.. Complete and under bedlam and it was glorious.

Slider would like a word with every single one of you.

People want the height of an SUV but the nimbleness of a car.. This (and all the other small SUVs) are the devil spawn of that. Deal with it.

Though we have heard from some who say that they enjoy working at Home Depot—particularly those who have been at the company for 20 years or more and have built wealth in their 401(k)s—the vast majority of workers describe a job that offers dangerous work, low pay (even by retail standards), unpredictable…

That’s some unhinged scary shit right there.

WHY IS EVERYONE JUST STANDING AROUND LIKE THIS A THING THAT HAPPENS REGULARLY.

IT was traded off because IT sucks and is broken five ways to Sunday. That had nothing to do with LeBron.

You can get a full beef footlong AND drink at Costco for 1.50.. This guy can get fucked.

Just think that Fox might be picking up Last. Fucking. Man. Standing.

This is probably the most fucked up thing I ever read.. Not as “You suck Merlan!” but as a parent who could NEVER imagine selling out my extremely adorable/cute son to some Instagram/Social Media fame. Fuck this generation.

This asshole acts like this IN FRONT OF HIS CHILDREN

Folks, this story truly has it all.

It’s going to fuck them, and fuck them hard when (If?) gas reaches 4-5 bucks a gallon average in the United States and everyone is clamoring to get out of their 20-25 mpg land yachts and back into a smaller car.

I never, ever thought I’d see the day that someone chose the “Speed Enforcement Cameras are good!” hill was a good hill to die on.

Because back in my day.. We used our mirrors! And compensated for the blind spots with just backing up and praying a 3 year old wasn’t behind the car! UP HILL BOTH WAYS!!!!!!