BEST FANS IN BASEBALL BABY!

Me: Asks for windshield wipers for my 2013 Chevy Equinox (THIS IS AN EXAMPLE LEAVE ME ALONE).

Anytime I walk into an Auto Zone is going to be a bad day.

Barstool Sports and everyone involved needs to be shot into orbit with Elon Musks’ car.

THIS!

The City of Cleveland would burn the fuck down if he jumped ship to Golden State.

Sports Talk Radio is the worst thing to happen ever.

Who the hell in their right mind would want to rip off Faraday Futures vaporware bullshit?

Bela and Marta Karolyi are the worst thing to ever happen to US Olympic sports ever.

Don’t forget the US Gymnastics and the US Olympic Committee!

Heartbreaker:

My MINI was on it’s last leg (and I just put 3k into it the month before to fix things) and I needed a larger car because my wife/I just had our son four months before. And my dad works for GM, so I got a somewhat decent discount. Do I wish I did more research for something else first? Yeah. But I don’t regret the…

First Gear: *Looks out the window of his 2015 Trax.*

Affalo better get suspended for the rest of the season because that was completely unprovoked.

I feel this is the Jalopnik staff being pissed they didn’t get a seat at the cool kids table.. Again.

Kyle is a dumbass.

I for one, can’t wait to watch a 2 hour Amtrak delay because multiple freight trains have the priority on the tracks! SO MUCH FUN!

I thought they closed off Time Square from traffic a couple of years ago? If not, maybe it’s time to ban them from that part of the city for good.

Of course you wouldn’t be on a cruise ship. Fancy Kristen has here own damn yacht to sail with.