We had the same exact thing at our local outdoor mall 3 weeks ago.. It was called “Meet The Machines” and it was way cooler than this and geared toward kids.. Meh.

BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET AND EVERYONE IS GUILTY REGARDLESS OF PROOF DDDDUUUUHHHHHHHHH

Upgrades are expensive as shit. The trains alone are 500k a pop, then there is the maintenance on them.

My grandma bought a car (straight cash homie) from a dealership 11 years ago and she STILL gets letters in the mail asking if she’s looking a new car or not.

I got a flyer in the mail from the dealership I purchased (leased) my vehicle from asking me to bring it in for a “early lease buy-out” they had going on.. I still have 1-1/2 years on my lease.. There is/was no way that dealership was going to eat 1-1/2 payments to get me into another lease.

Water isn’t wet. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, ‘get wet’.

Neutral: They aren’t going to fold.. Stop it with this fever dream this fucking blog site has with that.

This woman has got bigger balls than any of us.

“It’s like Don Rickles.” Cooper he said. “That’s his schtick. It’s like the Hungarian Don Rickles.”

Don’t worry everyone, we’ll totally just saddle the extra costs’ onto the backs of our students with a tuition increase!

Up! Does tragic love story in the first five minutes than a whole 90 minute tragic love story movie does in the entire movie.

Forrest Gump, when he meets his son for the first time.

Guardrail is NOT supposed to collapse on a side impact actually.

As a person who inspects bridges (along with guardrailing) for a living this is completely false and you have absolutely no clue what you are talking about.

I’m more concerned at why the guardrail folded like a cheap suit.

He doesn’t want his investment to get his ass beat before the big fight in two months.

Lol. So much money for a idiot who doesn’t evem attempt at defense.

Yeah... Jeets.

Yes, as a parent of a two year old, that is disgusting and lazy.