Jurassic World 5: Reboot. It’s 66 days after the massacre on Isla Nublar, which has been blamed on Mexican meth dealers. Chris Pratt has shaved and has quit doing drugs, Bryce Dallas Howard has started smoking real cigarettes again and the guy in the control room with the Jurassic Park t-shirt is still trying to deny…

I don’t have a dog in this fight - well, I guess I do since I’m a Warriors fan and I hate the Clippers - but DJ was the only guy on that team I didn’t loathe. I guess I didn’t know him well enough. What a head case. If I was Cuban, I wouldn’t want him anymore. But I’d think about suing Balmer’s sweaty ass off. This…

“Like all bad managers, Rudy would over promise potential customers and flat out lie about the capabilities or functionality of our software to make a sale. He would then come back to the office and proclaim that we need feature X in 2 weeks for a customer. Of course this feature would take months to design and…

My theory about season 1 - yes, solving the mystery with the green ears things WAS bullshit - because Marty was in on the whole thing - all those clues about his daughter added up to something. Marty’s the one who “solved” the crime, and lead Rust to the crazy redneck out in the woods - he was the sacrifice so the…

Yeah, so how come no tech for Blatt?

Warriors fan here. A few points I’d like to make:

You-know-who hates Cleveland.

As soon as I saw this, I said to myself, “I wonder how long it will take before Deadspin puts this up?” Five minutes. Kudos.

Wait till Jae tells his cousin Boyd about this.

He travelled.

Y’know what I think Kevin Love is gonna do next? Quit the Cavs after this season, then start his own ball club and call them the Cavs, then sue LeBron and Kyrie and everybody else so that they can’t play under the name Cavs.

Yup. I was at the Saturday game and it was relatively subdued. I also went to a 2nd round game in 2007, and it was louder than any rock concert I’ve ever been to. The crowd stood up and screamed the entire game. My friend went to the first aid station and got us earplugs because our ears were practically bleeding.…

Can we just call his team the Clippys from now on?

So sad. When will they cut back on the insane NBA schedule? I can't help but think all the back to backs and travel days take their toll and lead to injuries like this. It feels like the schedule is still made up by the same guy who's been doing it since 1956, like he shuffles a bunch of index cards on his living room…

Good lord the All-Star game sucks so bad I'd rather watch fat old Dan Akyroyd do bad re-enactments of his old skits that weren't that great in the first place.

His pettiness during the broadcast was an excellent example of the kind of behavior that got him fired.

If you haven't watched the Warriors much this season, you might think Curry is the same player he was last year - a great shooter, good passer, decent ball handler, turnover prone, no defense.