Zero is even. It is an integer multiple of 2.

That thing's terrible, but don't you just love the fact that it exists? I do.

Well, he's not gonna make it to Montana.

You should drive. DIA is creepy and it sucks ass. I miss LAX.

From the comments, I'm getting the picture that "Trap Door" is a remote for opening the trap door in Burns's office? I see it as a knock-off of Portal, but maybe I just missed the episode?

Dog driving, child in the passenger seat, parents in back. Tell me ONE single Jalop who wouldn't have set it up the same way.

He does seem something of a snob. What I don't get is why the two completely unrelated references to dams were thrown in there for some reason... "Lake Powell during the U.S. southwest’s most recent drought. Not a Google Earth distortion." Like, okay.

Do not taunt Subaru BRZ.

That's not an H3, it's an H2. So, yeah, Tahoe.

I'm curious, in what sense does Walmart shove Christian values down your throat? I go there every couple weeks and I never would have even associated Walmart and Christianity in my head.

Less than $10 per square inch? I'd certainly hope so, since a 42" tv is over 400 sq. inches. Do you mean $1 per square inch?

Escape prevention system? ...or hard points for mounting a pair of Pratt & Whitney PW545A Turbofans?

I remember this from my mom's 1993 Suburban when I was a kid (our was in color!). Now I finally have the perfect caption to add to it.

Lol, I guess not! Heart-click for that.

"In case of kidnap"

I have never had a more perfect chance to repost this image.

Used to do that with my old Saab 900. Open the sunroof, pop the side windows open, and it made an excellent "romantic getaway".

Jealous I saw her first.

Hey, behbeh.

That E28 is gorgeous.