I can't imagine a Russian craft only carrying enough magazines to last three or four days. There must be more hidden somewhere.

I can echo that sentiment 100%

I always thought "Quattroporte" signified four valves per cylinder. The fact that I have no idea whether "porte" means valve in Italian, nor do I know if the Quattroporte even has four valves per cylinder is irrelevant in my line of reasoning.

Strange as they are, I'm still partial to the hybrid model's "inverted 5-spokes".

Wow. Now that's what I call "perspective".

I paid $12,450 for my Optima—also brand new. It may have 100 fewer horses, but it also has 100x better seats than the new TF models.

>"Frigid Antarctic winter"

Comment promoted for being quick, witty, and just racist enough to be funny without offending. Jalopnik needs more like this.

Isn't that Murilee's brother-in-law's truck?

Judging by the grille, that's a '94 at the earliest. Pretty sure the third door didn't come about until a few years later.

Forgot about the spare tire. That explains it.

Never noticed that the 356 has such a long hood relative to its length. Does it just have a ton of storage space up there, or a huge fuel tank, or what?

Holy hell that was awesome.

What the hell does aporpos mean?

What's funny is when I watched Patrick's 308 video, and ad popped up that asked, "Looking for an Magnum?. So I'm guessing that (this being a 308 video) somebody tagged it with "Magnum", then the ad server picked up on that and tried to sell me (for some reason) a Chevy Malibu.

Top Gear references have been old on Jalopnik for at least three years, but this one fits too well.

I used to drive and old T&C as a company car that had that interior. Personally, I though it was straight pimpin'. My grandmother drives an '03 T&C that she picked specially because it had blue cloth upholstery. It's a very nice change from the norm, and very classy.

Every on of my Saabs had either grey or tan interior. I would like to see the return of green velour.

1. I don't like E46 M3's

You can buy this these days, and I just love it. Also, when I drive them, the way the hood turns up at the edges it lets me pretend I'm driving a Range Rover.