Concise and to the point.

I'd love to go, but I'm afraid Joel Johnson would start yelling at me and tell me to fuck off. Also, I live in Wyoming.

My family name is Italian for handbag (Saccomanno). So I'm not sure what that means.

Apple could use a little bit of human factors study. What kills me is the "HDR Off" button at the top of the camera screen. Is it telling me that HDR if off, or is it telling me that this is the button I push if I want to turn HDR off? So I push the button and it now says "HDR On", and I still have the same…

Holy shit. I suddenly need to buy this game.

It might help if it actually told time though.

Better than the Wrangler I have, which is none. I want a stripper TJ so bad.

God that's hot. The lowering is aftermarket, right?

I don't know about hooning, but they do have the best pedal setup for heel-toe downshifting of any non-performance car I've ever driven.

Anybody who thinks that Top Gear is real deserves all the stress that accompanies that belief.

What font is that on the "Craigslist" sign in the lead photo? Those g's are just all wrong.

I haven't read them, because I don't want to click off the lead picture.

Ga'm ga'm NA NA NA.

That's one of the cars I was thinking of! Also, I work for a manufacturer and have seen dozens of nearly new cars carted off to be chewed up by the crushinator.

And it looks like a big Tylenol!

I haven't seen anybody mention toxic paperwork yet.

Yep.

I don't see how knowing how far away she should park from railroad tracks would have kept this woman from wrecking her car.

Hopefully you mean a 1000mAh (1000 milli-ampere hours) battery. A 1000 MA (1000 mega-amp) battery is not something you would want anywhere near your face. That's one billion amps, which is probably enough to power an aircraft carrier or two.

Giz articles on passwords always result in dozens of commenters who just can't wait to tell us all about their password techniques, and in so doing narrowing down the time it would take to crack their password by several orders of magnitude.