I'm sick of these "Ridiculously Awesome Wallpapers". They all depict people having way more fun than I am.

As a good anecdote to this post, here's what happened when the Soviets decided to take away—and then give back—their officers' epaulets. One of those little things that made a big difference for not only the officers, but those under their command as well.

I need to stop reading these comments. They're just making me pissed. Every single one is so right.

Well, the front of the box does say "60 fun activities with no chemicals", so there's that.

Yup, I jelly.

So you're saying you don't want to be this cool?

My old Smith-Corona (1949) has a zero key. In fact, every old typewriter I've ever come across has had a zero key.

It's funny that people keep messaging me telling me how to make these characters on a typewriter. I know how to do 1's, 0's, and exclamation points. I've been doing it since my grandmother gave me my 1949 Smith Corona "Silent" back in 1993 or 1994.

I can find no flaw in your logic.

Actually, you just type a lowercase 'l'. In old typewriter font, it looks exactly the same.

I've never seen a typewriter with an exclamation point, but no number 1. Is the exclamation point next to the 2 or is it on another key?

@Tim Gee: It doesn't have a countdown timer. You stop the stopwatch with the lower right button and reset it with the top left. The alarm, on the other hand, is disabled by pushing the lower right button until the "sound wave" icon disappears from the top left of the display.

Come and get me.

If it helps, the Charger and Crown Vic both have the amber running lights inboard of the headlights. By no means is this a tell-all, but it does significantly reduce the number of headlights you need to be concerned about, since most cars locate them outboard of the main lamps.

Who else clicked the video hoping to see Ray kicking Ed Niedermeyer's ass? I know I did.

Ha ha! Look at 'em waddle!

Oh shit! Juggernaut!

Well hello, miss gold-dress-Maser-girl. Dibs, btw.

@drvanwyk: Heart-click delivered.