@JuneBeatle80: 10 miles? I would have waited until 3 in the morning and taxied that shit. The ticket for operating an unlicensed vehicle on public roads is a hell of a lot less than $50k.

Stone cold pimp.

@Hoonabumper: Oh jeez. That's the funniest bad joke I've heard all week.

@TheAntiCat is smoking cat-nip whilst playing 21.: There are states where scanners are illegal? Where? I want to make sure not to go there.

@Sonata want veggie braaaaiiinnnss: Wait, did you wreck your Sonata?

@xxJORDISxx:

@KeyserSöze: Yes, this.

Somewhere near 76/Gopher Canyon Rd., I'm guessing?

Awesome, but my heart still belongs to the GTOs.

Oi! Me tinks dat is straight-up tasty, troof. Respeck.

Too soon.

@80Supra: Nice catch! Here's a BBS-equipped E12 for your observation skills.

I'll throw down a dibs on the 2002 Defender 110. I always liked the 3-door 110's, and it's a diesel. Too bad about the auto box, though.

@dmoon: Blasphemous? Hell no, the DTS owns!

@Hedy Lamarr, a stoat: Apparently not, but this is Jalopnik, so Ur-Quattros are always relevant.

They should have just fired up the Quattro.

@Bretts_skid_marks: That's a top-notch observation.

@Xultar:

@sr20spitfirehotrod: At least the guy in the middle seems to be having a good time.

This avatar crap is annoying. It feeds into such a base level narcissism that it makes us all look like 3-year-old girls putting on princess clothes and dancing in front of the mirror when we think nobody's watching.