@Porschephile™: Too be honest, I always thought the E39 M5 was an inline 6. I am now terribly embarrassed... and having trouble understanding why I just admitted that.

@ɹǝʌoɹ ǝƃuɐɹʇs: .

@lilwillie: Hollywood? Snoop be reppin' the L.B.C., playa. For real.

@Fat Tire: They're too embarrassed to actually show any wide shots of the cars after they've had the grilles applied.

@Pessimippopotamus: Looks like a first-gen Dodge Intrepid.

@chsmadden: What's the matter with you? That's fuckin' awesome!

@indyphil: You shut your mouth! Dekotora is straight pimpin', but dekotora bicycles are even better.

@ReverendDexter: To make matters worse, the Dodge version was actually far better looking than the Eclipse.

@chris.B: ...but this isn't?

@chris.B: So this is okay...

@Mark D: There's an exception to every rule.

Whenever I see shit like this (I live in SoCal, so it's often), I want to burn it to the ground.

@LudeRyan: ...or a V8.

@ron.wilson1: The W221 S-Class is pretty nice, but the W220 was an embarrassment to the badge in both looks and build quality.

@Panhardrod: I'd much rather have a 9000 Aero with a steering-column ignition switch than a GMT360 with a console-mounted switch.

@WilyFox: Lies. Lies and deceit.

@TheCroatianGuy: Dude, it's a head, not a restroom. Damned landlubber.

@ckron247: Thumbhole stocks are considered "assault rifle features" in California, but the law doesn't mention ass-hole stocks. This man may have found a way around the rules!

I bet Sir Stirling Moss has these in every bathroom in his house. [jalopnik.com]

Those are the shittiest outriggers I've ever seen. Is that the best the United States Federal Government can come up with? Come on, I work for Hyundai for God's sake and ours are like 50 times nicer than that. My friends and I have built better vehicle attachments than that while drunk and wearing a burlap sack (we…