And they ruined the Eiffel Tower this way too

First glance at the photo and I thought the guys at Fleshlight had a new model...

I'm sure if Gizmodo were around when Apple introduced the Apple I there would be a similar article written about that unpolished product...

Yeah but they may be smart enough to reverse engineer the aerodynamic and engine design just well enough to make a nasty clone... Or just sell it to North Korea...

They are desperate to win an election and Nut won't stick to the que cards

There is a report on Huff that the GOP is in negotiations with these scientist to try and bring back Ronald Regan...

Yeah but there's no money to be made in that...

This is a 1%er gadget... Consuela does the cleaning...

Bet they also find Duneworms...

When has another living thing stopped human colonization?...

I bet it's not he clothes that are the problem - It's all those Vodka farts...

Maybe just try clip on air fresheners...

I doubt all 27 settings are silent...

I bet the first command this thing learned was "Now open your mouth real wide..."

If you are sitting in a park right now and pissed because I don't want to pay anymore taxes... Reread the post above!...

I'm really lazy with the closest lefty key zzzz

It only works if you wear a Fedoras too... And have a roomie who has the same fashion sense...

Agreed!... These guys should not show up at the same party!!!

One could keep this on ones nightstand with a prepositioned condom ;-)

That is one trashy ass apartment...