I'd like to see Starck partner with the boys over at Fleshlight...

Thanks for reminding us of that Mark...

I bet he saved enough taxes living in Nevada to pay for that garage...

Doubt it...

Love how the the probe stay stays erect during the whole entry process

And the video seems to show the shadow of a hard dick too!!!

13"!... Finally a tablet to watch gay porn in all it's glory!

Are there no Girl Scout den mothers who work in the Apple legal department?...

I like the little purse in the front that holds a pair of condoms ;-))

I wish there was an app to put children at the bottom of a well... Especially the ones parents drag into Starbucks and let run wild...

Ah. A man speaking from experience...

So what's to stop the Dutch from sneaking up there at night and knocking them down?

That's done to comply with EU rules...

Yes... Thereby causing the earth to cool a bit!... Double Win!!!!

I think they mean the turbine generator motor inside the windmill is two stories tall...

I think they mean the turbine generator motor inside the windmill is two stories tall...

You do not have an electric waffle iron...

Not wanting to encourage this sort of thing but...

This is illegal!... I would think this has been farmed out to the Israelis or Brits...

Yes that is Bab's... She was hosting a pool party for the local Maine dance troup that is performing A Chorus Line...