ME RIGHT NOW

They're all basically branches of the same group of people.

There is a race going on to see who can be the most despicable group of people society has to offer between bad cops, bad frats and bad athletes. I have a feeling that this will end in a photo finish.

SUR is the backdrop for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff, Vanderpump Rules, which follows a group of young people with various mental health issues and social skill deficits as they pretend to work in a restaurant.

It is with both pride and slight dejection that I admit to having watched every single episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I'm not going to explain myself. Just know that it's a fact.

All this kid needed was 1,200 to get it done?

And I think it's gonna be a long long time

Rob Schneider

Gremlins 2 had it down:

Of course, after watching this peaceful farewell to the human race, you will be torn apart by zombies piece by piece. Sucks, brah.

Because science.

Good for him. He made a fun game, he didn't rip anyone off. He's earned his money.

If you think thats a "VERY SOUTHERN' mom or person in general then I don't think you have EVER been to the south, for real.

Guys I just watched it for like the sixth time.

You know you done fucked up when your own mother is happy you weren't home for Thanksgiving.

You can hear the embarrassment in his voice when he says, "Oh God, it's Mom." That's how you know this is real.

Dear Moms of All Politicians Everywhere,

I commented here a short while ago and said C-SPAN is the greatest reality TV show no one is watching. After this video clip? I rest my case.

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