i hate assholes who take up two parking spots.

The fuck is Dan Snyder doing at a Lions game?

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

I'm not sure why this is news, Samer. Bengals fans eat butthole all the time, and even consider it their city's signature dish.

This is absolutely disgusting.

I'd never heard of a high school football player with a jersey number of 2,473.

Did anyone ask the student how it compared to his regular teacher?

The Mavericks later added that Parsons is just "big-boned" and that the team will be adding a new vertically striped uniform in addition to their regular red and white uniforms.

I guess I should have shown up E to the A to the E A R L I E R

dykw.i.am

Seriously, Stan?

Leo story— Pre-titanic days: my friends and I kept meeting him out at all these clubs (we were all underage). He invited us to his friend Mike's house up Wonderland Ave. He and Mike were in the back of my car, and Leo piped up, "Dude, you know what I want to do tonight? I want to fuck!" These words singed my…