I don't know, I kind of just poured my martini into the socket.

A Rotary engine is not complex.

If you can pull it out, rebuild it, and put it back in the car and start it in a few hours... it's not a complex engine.

False. The Rotary is one of the simplest engines ever made.

If there was a car to be bought with bit coins, it would be a Tesla.

Your little fast horse can get you a beer faster, but my mighty fucking Clydesdale can bring me ALL of the beer! And it played football that one time.

That has to be the most boring video featuring two V12-engined supercars I've ever seen. Thanks, stuffy British blokes.

Don't you mean "Swede dreams are made of these"?

2.) Ford Pinto

Ford must love Conan.

Eat? No. I was merely the vessel that carried that seven-layer burrito to its rightful place in paradise.

what to do after you overcook the corner and hit one car? You stay in the gas and hit 3 more before you run across the track cutting off the rest of the grid. Classy.

Dirt will not be it's natural environment.

Schumi wins:

Please no "Keep Calm and XXXX On"
I HATE THOSE SHIRTS

Seriously? You think ABS has saved more lives than seat belts? Hell, half the people out there are frightened by it when it engages and have no idea how to properly use it.

How can it be anything other than the 3 point seatbelt.

3 point seatbelts. Thank you Volvo.

The seatbelt and then the 3 point seatbelt.

Is wat happens when you live in VAN DOWN BY DA RIVERSKI

I bought a 1988 Mazda 323 GTX for $800 and took it rallyx and autox for a while, couldn't find a better car for what I wanted to do.