bkempert
bkempert
bkempert

OH FUK, DEM PANTS

Chances are that VTEC kicked in.

Hopkins International in Cleveland.

False. Everyone knows the way to do it is to eat with your left hand and use your knees to hold the steering wheel while you shift with the right. This crossing over with the left and changing hands is bad form.

I'd just pay the remaining $200 and buy the damn car.

"Left 2 minus uphill 75, left 1 over crest flat 100, left 3 uphill..."

Alaskan. Only because every time I've flown into Seattle I get a complementary micro-brew or wine from a local vinyard.

Dear car, I know I'm close to the next driver up ahead, I'm just about to overtake them. Dear car, I know I crossed my lane without indicating. That's because there's nobody here.

Mini's "Openometer"

I see a badge that says V12. Your argument is invalid.

That's actually pretty cool

Most useless technology is a dashboard that grows digital trees as you save fuel driving your "green" car to make you feel better about yourself thinking you are saving the planet.

Maybe a 351 Cleveland swapped in might change your mind?

So with 17 traffic citations no valid license and basically it being illegal for Mieses to be where he was I'm wondering what leg he has to stand on to bring a case against the range rover driver? (yes insensitive pun intended)

and yet not one subaru was on the list of best car for dog owners...

I propose a Jalopnik Political Party- If elected, first order of buisness:

4 cars. 9 month period.


Hands down.