I like your general logic but it will be met with some barriers. The airlines have been through this before. They know how things can turn and should have known better. They also made all that money by decreasing services. They are not a beloved industry right now.

You know how financial professionals are always telling people to make sure they have at least 3 months of daily savings in the bank? I think most advice is typically 6 months of savings.

1st gear: Fuck ‘em. That’s capitalism, baby.

Seems like if they need $50B, they can just issue $50B worth of new shares. Sure that would greatly decrease the value of existing shares, but hey that’s the tradeoff for not building up cash on hand.

Neutral: On the one hand, air travel is usually vital to national infrastructure, and American airlines have competed with airlines propped up by the states they service for way too long. On the other hand, if you mismanage yourself this hard, the idea of capitalism is that you fail and anything that still works is…

DT could sell all five of his Jeeps and still not be able to cover the tax on this thing.

All jeepers are delusional. That’s why they sell for this much. I can’t explain why but they are probably going to get their asking price. 

TIL that golf carts are ridiculously expensive.  I don’t know what I would consider a good price...maybe 1/3 that?  Jesus, $9k.  

“You paid over $1,000 for a car?! CP.”

Nasty. Nasty, nasty question. You’re a nasty person asking nasty questions. Remember when I fixed the economy and made Apple move iPhone manufacturing to America? I’ve also put Mike Pence in charge of keeping us all safe. Overall I’m doing fantastic with macarenavirus. Kristen Lee, she’s just not nice.

Where is here? If I understand correctly, Interstate law is federal and no Kei truck is interstate legal.

Hey Ford, while you’re working on that sub-$20k truck, keep this pic up on the wall

Jimny Cricket!  That’s cute!

Damn it Jalopnik! Why do you keep showing me things I want, but I can’t have?

Because you know why: Because they want to make the reveal even more painfully overdue than it already is?

The only reason this isn’t widespread is because of articles like these, and private companies cancelling events or telling employees to stay home. The alternative of ignoring it and believing that this is all a conspiracy invented by the world to elect a Democrat in the White House would be the results of the Spanish…

Neutral:

Just bolt one of these on...and done!!

We need to build a wall around the virus.