[slight rocking]

It sounds great.

Exactly. I mean, it’s not even bad, really. Just...owner-specific.

A very specific person’s version of a custom ride.

Elon Musk - “Make a car! But like, controlled with an iPad.”

That’s going to take a whole shitload of those little preexisting damage stickers to get it ready for the next renter.  

Well, to make a not-right, you need an amendment repealing the 2A with 2/3 of both Congress and state legislatures. Or you can continue to push for regulation that controls that right. I chose to support the latter option because it’s the far more likely result.

This is precisely why I won’t drink Corona

Build a wall around it, turn it into a prison. 

It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now

No, they shouldn’t have.  And stop calling me Shirley.

But you go out and buy a $70,000 pick-up and no one bats an eye.

find Audi’s overplayed and BMWs

Thank you for a motorcycle story not about death, or hordes of dirt bikers taking over a highway. 

It’s equivalent to a Large Farva.

It’s really not hard for a current owner to get a new title from the DMV, why sellers always try to sell a vehicle without it is baffling. It’s much harder for the new owner to try to get a replacement title.

Tesla Model S-endIt!

I can’t place why...but I can conjure no feelings at all for this car. Not good, not bad just; Hey...there’s that thing.

Seems particularly appropriate for this pile:

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