Hah, as a tough manly man, nothing makes me cry!

or “smuggled” as the country calls them

I’m a fan of this

Having been to Lambert’s I can appreciate the throwed reference. And I’m not sure the term ‘roll’ is applicable, as they are like mini bread loaves.

sorry what was that second last one

One of my buddies firmly believes loud pipes save lives. I tell him, “You know what else saves lives? Bikes that can accelerate, brake, and turn worth a fuck.”

“It turns out marketing exclusively to angry old SoA cosplayers was a bad idea, who knew.” -Harley-Davidson, probably

Dude I’m 49 and have been riding since I was 16. Last bike was a 1969 BSA A65 fully rebuilt by me.

You can get a loaded Kia Stinger GT2 AWD for $50k. Looks awesome, best warranty ever and a liftgate which is about as practical as you can get for something this size.

I’ve given up on these things. I’m ok with the momentum car sentiment, but they’re way too expensive. $32k for this is a bit crazy and you’d be hard pressed to find one with any sort of discount over $1k. I’m also over thinking that these need more power, because even if they do (come on, they do), we’re not going to…

If don’t bother reading the articles like the rest of us, then you won’t have this problem.

The whole signature thing reminded me of this:

Taxes are inherently good. They are a check on oligarchy, aristocracy, and power. The fact that, over the past 50 year’s taxes have gone down and income differentials have gone up is no coincidence, it’s causation.

Are you sure that’s not the front end?

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

You have been banned from /r/Jalopnik

Sewage is carelessly dumped into the nearby sand. Morphs into the thing that killed Tasha Yar in “Skin of Evil”. 

One of the best parts about working at Jalopnik is being surrounded by incredible, talented writers who are completely wrong about most things. Since I wasn’t able to be the voice of reason in the body of the post, I’m commenting.