To be fair, there were hockey sticks in the golf bag. #HappyGilmore

Nah, she’s not among us. After they went back to that Wal Mart, one of the managers there mistook her for an employee and asked why she wasnt at her register. She dutifully donned her apron and set to work, and she’s been at that register ever since

This lady will soon be on a Chevrolet “Real People” commercial.

And she has a driver’s license.

This woman is among us, just walking around not noticing shit.

Why would you go with that artist’s rendition, instead of an actual Fusion (well Mondeo) wagon:

With that kind of power to weight ration it would be all to easy to run out of road.....and talent. Casual Observer: WOW how fast does that thing go? Ariel Owner: It tops out at the scene of the crash.

Everyone is missing the joke and I’m not sure if it makes me want to laugh or cry.

Cool! Plus it has 80 less wings than a Civic Type R.

This is a horrible use of that engine, the Atom was fine the way it was.

You do realize that after the divorce you’ll only have 1/3 the asking price in your pocket, right? (Not counting what you spent on the lawyer).

Its in Nevada there is one on every street corner

Forgive me but

“but on the other hand those are some mighty fine floor mats.”

I think the “real car people” who are against hellaflush have a perfectly legitimate reason to be against hellaflush. If you do that crap to your car, you’re stressing your suspension components, and if they break and you slide into *my* car, we are going to have a problem.

“the wreck is being ruled as a racing incident”

If that’s the case, what place did the Tow Truck finish? 

tow truck: “waht car should I drive into?

For $2500, you’re getting a pile of iron oxide that might be in the general shape of a Bronco. The market has gone a little crazy for them the last 3-5 years.

The tacked on screen look is a true abomination to interior design, and solidified acknowledgement that Americans (or all humans?) are so WOWed by the idea of a flashy bright screen that they throw all other considerations and attention away. MUST HAVE MORE SCREENS. MUST LOOK LIKE IPAD