peasant: Shouldn’t you put that bottle in a wine fridge before drinking it?

Only if you feed them, apparently. Greedy bastards. 

I think you'll find that, at least here, any "SUV" that's not body-on-frame is usually going to be referred to as a crossover. 

I think that shop teacher may have been onto something. 

Considering it’s mid-engined... I was thinking either an Ariel Atom-esque roll cage tube frame, or maybe body it as a Fiero. Like you know a reverse replica replica.

Does this really run and drive? Does it have a VIN? If so, definitely Nice Price.

Eating burgers isn’t bad, at least fast food burgers, they’re relatively clean.  You can one hand it and still pay attention to the road.  A bowl of cereal or salad on the other hand...

What’s even more shitty, is that Holden has a Colorado-based Trailblazer, which GM could “Americanize” as easily as the truck - which has been pretty damn successful.

*Stares at Mitsubishi*

Chevy made a Lexus RX and called it a Blazer.

I’m not a fucking child... I came here to read, not to be read to.

Hmm I don’t know... I think if there was a video the article would have referenced that fact at some point.

The fuck did I just read?

Ohh it’s a parody... Ha.

Is a part of this article missing?  Based on the headline it feels like a portion of it is legitimately missing

I think the configuring tool is broken. When it calculates the price, it keeps adding in liability coverage for $1,000,000.

“That’s their generic excuse,” he said. “I could literally care less.”

Just red-blooded REAL Americans following in the footsteps of our pussy-grabber-in-chief.

My first thought was Toyota Prado or Nissan Navarra. But why not go with the newest Japanese off-roader?

Yeah, I’d expect the American automakers to lobby against this somehow. Cheap, capable small trucks could kneecap the idea that we all need their super profitable $70,000 Silverados as “work trucks.”