Should have those people ride my friend’s CR500. They won’t repeat the whisky throttle manuvre twice.

What . . . . ? Are you talking about electric-assist bicycles?

Yeah, that’s the issue. Nobody here is talking about bicycles. Both Elon and the OP are talking about motorcycles. The name ‘Brammo’ is a dead give away.

well thank god he didn’t ride flamethrowers growing up.

They’ve come up with an even more innovative way to avoid confusion when making performance models: slowly let all of your performance models die so nobody has to know their names.

How does one get to that stage in their life?

Why not suspend the various English teachers who so obviously failed him to this point, as well?

The XR6's are old as dirt, they are not serious dirt bikes in the modern sense but more like a dual sport or a modern dirt bike that’s 100lbs overweight and handles like shit.

XR650L: 349lbs
CRF450L: 289lbs.

I wouldnt be surprised of the 450 makes more power either. The CRF450r is good for 59+hp, so this will probably be in the low to mid 50's. The xr650l 40hp.

For someone who wants to hit serious trails, that extra 60lbs, 20hp defecit, and 20+ year old chassis of the 650L makes it a hard…

You obviously know nothing of dirt bikes as both of those statements are accurate.

Well if it’s not a finite resource the other option is it’s an infinite resource!

If you seriously think oil is an infinite resource you might want to consider going back to school

The time scales might have been out with the initial “finite resource” claim but it’s still a finite resource and if you can’t consider a…

I’m really glad the first amendent exists so i can smash ice cream cones on my head while screaming the Bananas In Pajamas theme song.

“suspect is driving a brown....car...of some kind.”

If I were going to rob a bank, a beige Captiva would be the ideal getaway vehicle - run out of the bank, hop into the Captiva, and drive away at a sedate pace - it would be like switching on a cloaking device. “How did he escape?!” “He had a getaway car - I saw it!! It was a.....light colored........something........”

More thought was put into this guy’s email than the design of the Chevy Captiva.

I said “some kid”, not my kid.

“It would make a great first car for some kid.”

Oh, don’t forget:

lets take a moment and let the new normal of these two statements sink in:

It’s time to identify the car in this Kia Sportage Ad.