You obviously know nothing of dirt bikes as both of those statements are accurate.

Well if it’s not a finite resource the other option is it’s an infinite resource!

If you seriously think oil is an infinite resource you might want to consider going back to school

The time scales might have been out with the initial “finite resource” claim but it’s still a finite resource and if you can’t consider a…

I’m really glad the first amendent exists so i can smash ice cream cones on my head while screaming the Bananas In Pajamas theme song.

“suspect is driving a brown....car...of some kind.”

If I were going to rob a bank, a beige Captiva would be the ideal getaway vehicle - run out of the bank, hop into the Captiva, and drive away at a sedate pace - it would be like switching on a cloaking device. “How did he escape?!” “He had a getaway car - I saw it!! It was a.....light colored........something........”

More thought was put into this guy’s email than the design of the Chevy Captiva.

I said “some kid”, not my kid.

“It would make a great first car for some kid.”

It’s time to identify the car in this Kia Sportage Ad.

“How should we mobilize likely Trump voters?”

Most didn’t vote at all...

When Angela Merkel considers the demented cocksucker a plurality of Americans selected as their leader, how can she not think we’re suckers?

I love how you write that LONG non-sequitur about the Habsburg jaw and then deliver a weak payoff by saying there’s no such issue here, when the wheels don’t fit under the arches because the frame is too long for the body. If that’s not the automotive equivalent of the Habsburg jaw I don’t know what is.

Think of all the decapitation possibilities in a crash!

“So preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should”

You think you hate it now, but wait ‘til you drive it.

No, it’s the answer to a question nobody asked.

Gas is going up again? Guess I’d better head on down to Ford and buy a Foc- wait, what? They stopped what now? Really? Now why on earth would they- Oh? But.. but what doesn’t make any sense. They had to have known! They had to!

How on God’s green earth does a car blog not reference the engine a single time in a story about how awesome the car is? Like wtf?

Hello, engine-specs?