“How should we mobilize likely Trump voters?”

Most didn’t vote at all...

When Angela Merkel considers the demented cocksucker a plurality of Americans selected as their leader, how can she not think we’re suckers?

I love how you write that LONG non-sequitur about the Habsburg jaw and then deliver a weak payoff by saying there’s no such issue here, when the wheels don’t fit under the arches because the frame is too long for the body. If that’s not the automotive equivalent of the Habsburg jaw I don’t know what is.

Think of all the decapitation possibilities in a crash!

“So preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should”

You think you hate it now, but wait ‘til you drive it.

No, it’s the answer to a question nobody asked.

Gas is going up again? Guess I’d better head on down to Ford and buy a Foc- wait, what? They stopped what now? Really? Now why on earth would they- Oh? But.. but what doesn’t make any sense. They had to have known! They had to!

How on God’s green earth does a car blog not reference the engine a single time in a story about how awesome the car is? Like wtf?

Hello, engine-specs?

Agreed. And just like your health care system, the solution isn’t to come up with a better idea. It’s to just chuck out the less than perfect solution and call it done.

I would love to hear this with a non-potato mic.

Let us know what you think about the car when you see it on your way home......

The quote seems to imply that the officer thought the groundhog might have been rabid. Does anybody else read it that way? Can we agree that rabid animals have to be dealt with somehow?

From the Bearcat ad:

We’re still paying extra for it. It’s just included in the base price of the vehicle now.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

It seems like every time I buy a new car, I struggle to remove its oil filter because the previous owner decided to crank that sucker down tight. the car hasn’t run in over 20 years and there’s 27 inches of rust/grease creating an impenetrable seal between the filter and engine. Also, the engine bay currently being…

That sounds so much better than I expected it to. Wow.