The article will be titled: “Why buy a new Keurig machine when you can buy this five year old Alfa Giulia instead?”

This sounds like a really great opportunity for 8 young people to get talked down to by retired dentists at H-D dealerships across the country. #branding

No Dice everybody.

It looks like the last of the slant-four interceptors.

LaserDisk forever!

“We have part of the aircraft missing so we’re going to need to slow down a bit.”

M2 is a great machine no doubt there. But with 100hp and 100lb-ft more, while being within a few big macs in curb weight, the C7 GS is a different animal. Throw in the $5k Z07 performance package and you have a Z06 without the supercharger. Whereas $5k on the BMW gets you... Red seat belts?

I’m still stuck on why someone with a 620 credit score is buying a new car.

THAT is the travesty.

Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”

Have...have you traveled with my family and I?

Exactly! The reason I live in NJ is because I missed my exit before the bridge 20 years ago and you know, what are you going to do, right?

Here he is, ladies and gentlemen: That Guy.

The proper response when you’re in the way outside lane and are going to miss your exit on the freeway is this: Foot off gas, foot over brake, spew about 15 dozen profanities while foot hovers over brake and you pass exit without speed really decreasing, mash foot onto gas and accelerate like an insane person,…

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.

Always a good reminder that the exit you need is the only exit in existence to get to the place you are going. It is the only way both in and out for the people past that point. So if you miss your exit, all is lost, you can never go back or around you must find a new destination, give up the people and or places you…

I call it “cosbyseed”

So an unwitting driver rammed his erect trailer full of rapeseed into a bridge...

Exactly!

They sure do. Drivers disconnect them because they’re annoying.

Ask your boss if Viagra is right for your trailer. Certain erections may last a quarter of a mile, and may lead to Peyronie’s disease when mixed with bridges and overpasses.