Probably use lead acid battery’s for that high mass feel!

“Customization aside”?!?

Because the retirees without plastic bumpered C3s who want to become retirees with plastic bumpered C3s think they’re worth too much, too.

“Does that mean he’s not coming on, then?”

Not that bad. Behold my mad ‘shop skillz (behold!)

Well... so far it’s;

I think the point is scientifically called “Dodge Neon”.

Oregon eh? I guess they decided to sell their car before it ran out of gas...

Wait...are you SERIOUSLY suggesting that car dealers do shady shit to make a quick buck?

The sheriff’s report said that no human remains were found near the vehicle, however, as the only bones they found close to it were those of a deer.

...as the only bones they found close to it were those of a deer.

While that would be quite entertaining, trolling ain’t worth $21,500.

I gotta be honest here. I’m actually pretty impressed that this thing looks as good as it does. This clearly wasn’t built by some idiot that just learned how to lay fibreglass at his mom’s arts and crafts workshop.

Oh, I’ve seen them, and my opinion is still valid.

It looks better this way.

Another nice interior ruined by a tablet screen slapped on the dash.

except if you get in a accident or happen to roll the new Wrangler you’ll actually survive.

thats not a spoiler.

Oh lord, not only does it have a Bangle Butt, it’s got a Bangle FUPA.