Truth, I can kind of get the family thing, and agreed, that’s all that really matters.

Same. I’m an only, though with step-siblings (I don’t really count them bc I acquired them late and we aren’t close). They’re always fighting with each other, their mother, TRYING to fight with me, while at the same time saying how important “family” is.

Yep, this. Been using a 1/16" guard for the head & beard for years. Low maintenance, for both myself and the clippers, and super cheap. A few minutes each week, and I’m off. No scheduling haircuts, paying for a good trim, shaving anything only to deal with the necessary steps to mitigate razor irritation.

You left him for an ice cream van didn’t you.

Here’s a lifehack from the crabby old man wagging his cane in the air:

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

I’m also a mosquito magnet. My partner and I were at a resort in Mexico and sat down to dinner, within 10 minutes I had over 20 mosquito bites despite having a fan directly pointed at us. We had the staff bring the rest of our courses to the room.

Glad she made sure to get out of that situation and get herself help.

This is a fantastic list. That being said, I think the exact same list applies to a monogamous relationship too.

Because he’s a MAN and BY GOD we will LISTEN TO HIS FEELINGS.

dating in New York as a 30-something executive in private equity

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

“Pat Nixon puked on that couch! How dare she”

Unappreciated by whom, Joanna? By you and the rest of the media? Because unlike you elitists, honest, hardworking Americans have been appreciating the hell out of that table for years.

I actually recently found that the opposite has worked very well for me. I grew up believing in religion, and doing the best I could to understand it, but the logic was never there, and I would grow frustrated when life would get difficult. I was always searching for a purpose. I decided for myself, that religion is a…

WE NEED A RECURRING DAILY GOOD NEWS (NON-CELEBRITY RELATED) POST ON JEZ. MY BRAIN CAN NO LONGER TAKE ALL OF THE MADNESS AND HURT IN THE WORLD IN ONE SMALL SPACE.

I’m 60 and don’t remember people caring what I thought as a child. I think we were just glad there were vaccinations for diseases that killed people from my parents and grandparents generation. I just wished everything came on a sugar cube like the polio vaccination.

Oh man, I do NOT miss the teenage years. “Were my underarms replaced by faucets?” I always felt gross but in reality it probably wasn’t bad as I showered every morning.

When I was a kid, I asked my parents why giving the middle finger was bad, and they told me it meant "go to hell". But we were atheists, so I didn't believe in hell. So I went around giving the finger to all the kids in my kindergarten class, to the dismay of my teacher, who did not accept "it's okay, I don't…