Funny how he uses the title of President when he is now suing as a private citizen. I can’t wait until to see this slapped down in court, just like the other 80 something lawsuits he filed after he lost.

Eh, it’s Zuckerberg, nothing to be impressed about.

Lime is amazing. I love mustard, on fried beef and maybe for dipping fries, but not on my watermelon. The very idea is revolting.

That’s how I’ve always made it. I’ve never been a huge fan of meatloaf. I make it because people like it. Give me the potatoes, gravy, and a chuck of bread and I’ll be happy.

I’m totally in favor of young children knowing that it’s ok to curse and loudly when there is stranger danger. My cousin’s 12 year old daughter was being followed by a man in a parking lot. She was walking back to the car where her mother was waiting for her. This man got out of his car and started walking behind her.…

Maybe try being a decent person instead and not ghost someone. If it’s not working, be honest about it so you can both move on, but don’t be a dick.

That’s a nice bowl of “What fresh hell is this?”

My grandmother shoved a lemon wedge in my uncle’s mouth when he tried to bite her. He learned that lesson pretty quick.

I’ve never been a huge fan of ranch. The idea of putting it on spaghetti induces a full body shudder.

I’ve seen this time and time again. A friend of mine lives a life of self destruction, self fulfilling prophecy and nothing is ever his fault. He’s constantly one bounced check away from being homeless. After years of helping him out, and clenaing up one mess after another, I told him no more. Now all I can do is…

I’ve always needed a lot of personal time and space. It took my husband years to understand that this is time I need to recharge myself. Otherwise, I can be unpleasant. Headphones save my sanity, and probably the lives of a few others.

He feels he can get away with anything if he asks his invisible friend for forgiveness. It makes him the perfect republican poster child.

He’s going to be trouble.

Cats are notoriously unfaithful. That cranky old bitch loved me, but she would have kicked me to the curb for a can of tuna without a second thought.

A friend of mine has adult temper tantrums. Raging and irrational behavior while he makes a complete ass out of himself. One day I snapped on him and yelled “That’s it! No dick for you!” It completely short circuited him and he stood there silent for a few minutes trying to process what I had said. Now when he starts…

Alternatively, you could correct people on how they correct people.

I have a very uncommon last name and it’s been a lifelong struggle with people. The last part of it is “shine” - and people always pronounce is as “sheen”. After one manager keep pronouncing it wrong I finally interrupted her and said, “Hard I, no E” . She looked at me as if she was confused and I said - Basic…

The very thought of bacon popcorn makes my nipples hard

So another pseudo-celebrity has an opinion. That’s nice.

Dolly has always done her own thing regardless of what people thought of her - and she’s had a great time doing it.