I smell a constitutional crisis. Reminds me of a dumpster filled with dank swamp water and sewage, then set on fire.

I’m happy with turkey once a year. Using MSG might be a good option this year. I brine overnight and it always tastes good, but something to give it a little extra kick sounds good.

If you don’t want to, then don’t. I feel that way every year. I’m really content to sit and watch him decorate. He can decorate all he wants, as long as he does it all himself. If he wants my help, then he gets to listen to me complain about it.

A friend of mine say they give him ear-gasms.

You have to review and question everything. Did you get blood work done and get a bill from the lab? Look at what your Dr ordered and compare it to what you’ve being billed for. You’re probably being billed for tests your Dr didn’t order. If you visit the hospital, you have to look over everything line by line. That…

I thought witchcraft was required to fold a fitted sheet?

You can be equally passive aggressive with the reply by removing the manager from each consecutive reply.

This doesn’t bother me. If there is room and it’s been a long flight, I may stand up in my seat just to stretch my legs out. What bothers me more is the people who show up at security with their hooker boots that lace up to their ass and them complain that they have to take them off to go through security. It’s not…

I’m not a huge fan. I use a little in my coffee each day, but that’s it. I’m not interested in that macerated nut juice stuff. The only thing that makes it “milk” is marketing. It’s just nasty.

I’ve been working from home the last 7 years and I love it. The cost savings alone from not putting wear and tear on your car and not having to maintain a work wardrobe makes it worth while but there are intangible benefits too. There are no office politics and people with their personal drama. I do consulting, so my…

Wow - that’s just rude. Brilliant, and rude.

People that get on my nerves are unfollowed. Those that continue are marked as acquaintances. Posts are for friends only. When they complain about it - Oh, one of the grand kids must have messed something up. I’ll figure it out at some point. Drama queens get an immediate block. I goaded my step son’s psycho ex-girlfri…

My favorite answer - “Of course I’ll answer your overly personal and invasive question, but only if you’ll answer one of mine first. No? Alright. Have a great day then.”

We have mingled finances I guess. We have our own accounts, but both have access to them. I have a business account that he doesn’t have access to. We have individual and shared credit cards. He pays the mortgage and I pay all the utilities and our cell phones. It works for us. We float money between us as we need to.

Sometimes I think gift cards are the best choice. For someone you don’t know very well it’s a safe option, especially for coworkers. Great for grandkids too. Those preteen years can be a nightmare with fashion and music tastes. It’s better to let them get what they want instead of what you think they might enjoy.

Two low class rich people who both have a serious case of resting bitch face. Who is he to criticize the fashion that made her a star when he spends his time sucking his own dick?

We were given a set amount each week in exchange for chores. If they didn’t get done, then an amount was deducted from it. If they weren’t done by Saturday evening, then you got nothing, and then had to spend Sunday doing all of them. We had the choice to get all of it, or half of it each week. The half we didn’t get…

My way of dealing with this problem is to not eat it :-)

I recognize him only by name and his hair. If the news articles stopped coming, I’m not sure I would notice or miss them.

Sometimes it’s about mastering the look your parents used to give you. Slightly pursed lips, barely arched eyebrow. Just enough to let you know that you’re about the cross the line and then you won’t get anything close to what you’re asking for. It’s also about setting the expectation and being open to being…