I thought witchcraft was required to fold a fitted sheet?

You can be equally passive aggressive with the reply by removing the manager from each consecutive reply.

This doesn’t bother me. If there is room and it’s been a long flight, I may stand up in my seat just to stretch my legs out. What bothers me more is the people who show up at security with their hooker boots that lace up to their ass and them complain that they have to take them off to go through security. It’s not…

I’m not a huge fan. I use a little in my coffee each day, but that’s it. I’m not interested in that macerated nut juice stuff. The only thing that makes it “milk” is marketing. It’s just nasty.

I’ve been working from home the last 7 years and I love it. The cost savings alone from not putting wear and tear on your car and not having to maintain a work wardrobe makes it worth while but there are intangible benefits too. There are no office politics and people with their personal drama. I do consulting, so my…

Wow - that’s just rude. Brilliant, and rude.

People that get on my nerves are unfollowed. Those that continue are marked as acquaintances. Posts are for friends only. When they complain about it - Oh, one of the grand kids must have messed something up. I’ll figure it out at some point. Drama queens get an immediate block. I goaded my step son’s psycho ex-girlfri…

My favorite answer - “Of course I’ll answer your overly personal and invasive question, but only if you’ll answer one of mine first. No? Alright. Have a great day then.”

We have mingled finances I guess. We have our own accounts, but both have access to them. I have a business account that he doesn’t have access to. We have individual and shared credit cards. He pays the mortgage and I pay all the utilities and our cell phones. It works for us. We float money between us as we need to.

Sometimes I think gift cards are the best choice. For someone you don’t know very well it’s a safe option, especially for coworkers. Great for grandkids too. Those preteen years can be a nightmare with fashion and music tastes. It’s better to let them get what they want instead of what you think they might enjoy.

Two low class rich people who both have a serious case of resting bitch face. Who is he to criticize the fashion that made her a star when he spends his time sucking his own dick?

We were given a set amount each week in exchange for chores. If they didn’t get done, then an amount was deducted from it. If they weren’t done by Saturday evening, then you got nothing, and then had to spend Sunday doing all of them. We had the choice to get all of it, or half of it each week. The half we didn’t get…

My way of dealing with this problem is to not eat it :-)

Quick, invest in cuddle bears. You’ll make a fortune!

I recognize him only by name and his hair. If the news articles stopped coming, I’m not sure I would notice or miss them.

It took a long time to figure out, but my horrible teen acne was based on stress. I would spend summers away from home and come home with clear skin. Within a week or two, I had broken out again. We tried different soaps thinking it was something at a relative’s house that was helping. No luck. When my mother and…

Sometimes it’s about mastering the look your parents used to give you. Slightly pursed lips, barely arched eyebrow. Just enough to let you know that you’re about the cross the line and then you won’t get anything close to what you’re asking for. It’s also about setting the expectation and being open to being…

I’m going to continue to use Crack & Cheese with my grand-daughter. She’s 4 and knows nothing about what crack is. I use it at lunch to get her to eat. I told her it stands for butt crack. She’s difficult with food and it gets her to eat a full portion and giggle while she’s doing it.

I write right-handed, but can pretty much do everything else with either.

Up to the point when I started high school, I could get an extra 30 minutes past bedtime if I was reading. Reading helped me escape some difficult things during those years. Now I read every night before bed. It helps calm my brain enough that I can fall asleep easily.